Recent search strings–be afraid:

Liliputians free porn sex–I might like to see that
digital revolution–yeah, let’s go!
littlest bird tab–huh?
yet mom–again, huh? This was from a foreign google search, did not recognize the language at all.
job anxiety–apparently I’m not the only one–but pretty high up the rankings
cute mom stories–does that mean I’m cute? I’m afraid my mind goes to the gutter on this one.
geeky mom–of course, I’m number 1!!
Qbasic Send Me Your Programs 2005–this is just weird.