Cast of characters:

NB (neighbor boy, age 10)
NG (neighbor girl, age 8)
Geeky Girl
Geeky Boy

Kids all come parading down the stairs, heading out the back door.

NB: Okay, you two are my body guards and you’re the paparazzi.

Giggling ensues. Door slams shut.

Five minutes go by. Door opens.

Geeky Boy: Oh, hey. I got a good shot of your face, but it’s a little blurry. Let’s do it again.
NB: Oh, alright, if you insist.